You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
When are your genitals available?
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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