there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
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Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
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Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
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