Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
its not stalking. its research.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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