Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
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