Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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