i permit you to call me
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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