He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
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What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
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When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
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