I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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