No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
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she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
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Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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