I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Randomize
