is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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