At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
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