what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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