I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I'm texring you during a blow job. She thinks I'm looking shit up. Fml. Ftw.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
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