so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
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