Got a toothbrush?
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
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One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
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i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I still have a little drunk in my system
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
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