i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
Randomize
