I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
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The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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