Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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