How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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