You're so nebulous sometimes
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
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due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
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IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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