I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
i now understand why vodka
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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