Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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