I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
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My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
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I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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