ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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