Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
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