Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
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I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
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I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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