i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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