it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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