we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
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She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
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When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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