im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
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I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
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I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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