plz talk dirty to me
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
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There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
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i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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