This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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