We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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