as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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