i'm signing you up for texting rehab
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
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