brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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