apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
birth control should be required to get into college
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
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Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
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I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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