did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
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She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
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JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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