you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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