did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
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All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
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My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?