If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
Girls should come with a carfax report
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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