so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
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SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
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but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
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