Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
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something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
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I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
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