I hope mine doesn't look like that
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
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I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
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I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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