My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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