I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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