i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Randomize
