Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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