What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
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