I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
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go home
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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