either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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