Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
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