I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
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How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
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I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
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