Moan for me like Helen Keller
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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